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17th January 2009, 15:37 |
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huahauhuaua tau aja tentang mrs deborah ini....bisa aja dia representative indonesia buat bidder melalui telp, jadi bidder aslinya masih tanda tanya.....ternyata Miss Carine biddernya huahuahuaua.... boleh dong share....hehehe di foto yg edna upload paling bawah, co yg pake jas item itu siapa ya???? |
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Last edited by mak.comblang; 17th January 2009 at 17:13.. |
17th January 2009, 15:55 |
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The first respond for indonesian socialite in the Flight 1549 Incident
eh mak baru liat di CNN tentang US Airways nyemplung ke Hudson River....serem amat yak....tapi untung bgt penumpangnya selamat semua..
skrg mak mikir, kalo di dalam pesawat itu isinya socialite indonesia.....pertama-tama yg mereka respond apa ya??? "myy birkinnnnnn, save my birkinnnnnn, my only birkin, do you see my birkinnnnn, it's sinking....it's wet!!!, my babyyyyy, give it to me NOW!!! now!!!......." dengan nada histeris. "I need an extra life-vests for my birkin, this birkin has a LIFE!" trus pas mo keluar dari emergency exit, stewardnya bilang, "mam, you can't bring any belonging with you and no stilettos please, that 7 cm heels are extremely dangerous madam!" trus socialitenya bilang, "this is not a normal stilettos, this is a louboutin and extremely expensive but not dangerous, and my birkin is my baby, my life. Now, get outta my way or I'll hit you with my 5 kg Birkin!". nah coba mak mo denger dari versi yg lain, kalo socialite indo di pesawat itu, apa yg akan terjadi kah?? EXAMPLES: kalo vera abby yg di pesawat itu dengan gelang-gelang and kalung kalungnya yg super berat itu...."langsung blebeb blebeb karena ngga sempet nyopotin accessories" kalo nesya soediro, ngga perlu pake safety vests udah melampung dulu atau tenggelam yah dalam 0.05 second??? kalo janice djuhar dgn herve legernya or jennifer kumala dgn herve legernya "baju udah super super pas or ketat trus kena air laut langsung jadi mini dress buat bayi karena nyusut.....jadilah herve leger line for kids" kalo CR or JR, "my bb ngga boleh ilang karena thats where all my monday to sunday list, oh ngga apa-apa deh ilang, i can gain a new stock within a week". |
Last edited by mak.comblang; 17th January 2009 at 17:20.. |
17th January 2009, 16:07 |
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sosialita: steward...hermes me....hermes me....hermes steward: I am sorry, my name is james not hermes...here (sambil nunjukin name tag-nya) sosialita: My point is help....moron! |
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Last edited by sophia_cilukba; 17th January 2009 at 16:10.. |
17th January 2009, 16:20 |
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wah aku gak tau klu mak uda pnh bales, habisnya uda panjang bener neh trit.. xixixiixi.. jd mak gak kenal ya.... oke deh mak, ikan hiu ikan cucut yuk lanjut.... |
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" Sumur Kemurahan Tuhan sgt dlm, tapi kita menggunakan Ember yg sgt Kecil" |
17th January 2009, 16:21 |
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Story I pas pesawatnya nyemplung ke hudson river, socialite ini langsung trauma or geger.... bilang ama pilotnya, is there a way that i can rescue my checked-in luggage? perhaps the rescuer will collect our checked-in luggage at some point?? pilotnya bilang and bingung banget!, lucky enought if we can get out from this plane. Why do you need to rescue your checked-in luggage, madam? socialitenya bilang, my lifeeeeee is in that suitcase, my vintage chopard, my valentino, my manolo, my de grisogono watch, i need it, please.......without them, there's no point for me to live in this world.... pilotnya bilang, i don't know what are you talking about, madam! (what the heck is de grisogono, manolo) and sorry i can't help you anything, but we have to abandon this aircraft as soon as possible.....please let me assist you to the exit, madam. socialitenya pegang kursi erat-erat sambil nangis teriak teriak....."nooooooo, noooooooo, not without my goyard suitcase with all my life inside....i rather dieee!.... akhirnya semua keluar dari pesawat ini kecuali dia deh. Story II, Theme: An Indonesian socialite survivor from the flight 1549 incident Reporter Fox News: Miss Linda, how do you feel after surviving from that wrecking plane? Miss Linda: *sobbing, sad look, geger karena tas masih under credit, jam tangan masih belon lunas*, I feel really terrible, I just feel like I'm dying or suffocating, I wish that I could swim back there and save my suitcase. Reporter Fox News: *dengan wajah aneh*, why are you sad, Miss Linda? do you need an oxygen mask since you're suffocating? Miss Linda: I'm in big debt now, seriously big! I don't need an oxygen mask, I need CASH!!!! lotsa cash!! sambil pegang hair extensionnya karena mo lepas!...clipnya copot semua! Reporter Fox News: *keliatan bingung* and thinking that Miss Linda trauma and feeling breakdown". Miss Linda: ngomong sendiri kayak orang gila meninggalkan scene. |
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Last edited by mak.comblang; 17th January 2009 at 16:58.. |
17th January 2009, 16:30 |
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temen nyokap gw punya mantu dr salah satu kartasasmita juga, keponakannya si ginanjar ini.. cuma mantunya dy sih ada bulenya dikit.. oia salam kenal ya mak.. seneng baca postingan situ.. hehe.. |
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if you know how to laugh.. then you know how to live.. |
17th January 2009, 16:34 |
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STORY III di Pesawat US Airways, Timmy dan Mak comb duduk bersebelahan
Timmy: Mak....gw mau tanya sesuatu Mak Comb: Aduuh...pesawat mau jatuh begini masih mau tanya, tanya apaan? Timmy: Kok nama elu jelek banget sih, mak comblang? Mak Comb: Itu bukan nama asli gw, Mak Comb cuma ID Timmy: Oooo...satu pertanyaan lagi boleh tidak? Mak Comb: Please deh....enggak di forum gosip sosialita enggak di mana, sampe pesawat mau jatuh gw masih di tanya tanya juga, cepet mau tanya apa lagi? Timmy: Mungkin ini akhir dari hidup gw, gw mau bilang rasanya gw suka sama elu....elu suka juga enggak sama gw? Mak Comb: Whaaat??....engg I think....I think I love you too (saling berpandangan Timmy dan Mak comb...kiss kiss deh. Cerita selanjutnya cuma mak comb dan timmy yang tahu) |
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17th January 2009, 17:07 |
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gw baca judulnya kirain bener ada socialite Indo di pesawat itu hehe
kalo kejadian itu ama pilot Indo gmn yah? Jgnkan burung, mesin msk layangan aja pilot dah panik ga tau mo ngapain haha jd inget pesawat Mandala yg crash gara2 gagal take off... |
17th January 2009, 17:19 |
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